- How to Kill for Fun and Profit
(Yeah, sorry I'm copying your title Sai ^_^X)
- 101 Ways to Keep Your Hair Red
(This is based on a parody of mine called 101 ways to the perfect tan... It's based on Raistlin of Dragonlance)
- Removing Stains from Leather
(you know his trenchcoat :) )
- Split Personalities: Assume The Persona of Your Loved Ones
- How to Keep Your Sister Alive
(It's the bestseller by Nuriko of FY. Mwahahaha!!)
- Comatose People and How to Take Care of Them
- Why I Love Money
(Okay, stupid title)
- Killing for Dummies
- Quotations for A Man's Soul
(This is a real book. You can actually use some of these phrases before you kill a person, really!)
- Florist Politics for The Utterly Confused aka How to Deal With
People Who Bore You
(I changed the title of a real book; it's supposed to be 'office politics'. The "bore" part could be a reference to can you guess :) )
Other Titles
- Teams and Teamwork
(Aya probably doesn't understand this)
- How to Get The Man You Love
(Mwahahahaha!! Aya x Ken!! He probably borrowed this from his sister!)
- Slicing and Dicing
- A horoscope:
'Mine says that I ought to stop throwing plastic bags filled with body parts in the drain. The neighbours are beginning to notice...'
- Botanica
(Real book)
- The Art of Floral Design
(Real book)
- Chic Simple Men's Wardrobe
(Real book)
See there are so many books Aya could read!! I got most of these out of a catalogue.
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