It was a beautiful moonlit night. It was the type of night where fireflies flew, nightingales sang and in general was just like any romantic scene that Disney loves to produce. A handsome young man was walking in a park with what appeared to be an equally handsome young woman. Ken looked at his companion then said, "How I love thee, let me count the ways..." Aya melted visibly. "Ewww, stop dripping on me! There's ink all over the place."

Tsuchiya-sensei took out a brush and palette and started repainting the scenery.. but that's another story...Well anyway with everything cleaned up, the two young men looked at each other for a while. Then...

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Ken + Aya: Omigawd!! How could Jien write that?!

Omi: Jien-kun doesn't know how to write yaoi or hentai fics.

Yoji: Oh you mean she writes lemons!! *ducks thrown monitor then a keyboard then a mouse* I think Jien just ran out of computer parts.

Omi:She only writes normal stuff without any *bleep* *bleep* See! She just did it again.

Disclaimer: And that's how non-Japanese read online doujinshi.

Saitou: Ahou ga.

Jien: *sweatdrop*...

Aya: Why did he have to show up?